Jasmijn

“Back when I was a regular mortal kid, I didn't know much about combat.
I had some murky ideas that armies would line up, blow trumpets, and then march forward to kill one another in an orderly fashion. If I thought about Viking combat at all, I would envision some dude yelling, SHIELD WALL! and a bunch of hairy blond guys calmly forming ranks and merging their shields into some cool geometric pattern like a polyhedron or a Power Ranger Megazord.”
― Rick Riordan, The Ship of the Dead

“Pretty Sure Hearthstone’s Dad Is a Cow-Abducting Alien”
― Rick Riordan, The Hammer of Thor

“one thing I’d learned from being a son of Frey—I couldn’t always fight my friends’ battles. The best I could do was be there to heal their injuries.”
― Rick Riordan, The Hammer of Thor

“In Case of Demonic Possession, Please Follow Illuminated Signs to the Nearest Exit”
― Rick Riordan, Magnus Chase and the Hammer of Thor