Eric Variz

“He’s a man, but he’s got, like, cartoon princess skin. Don’t ever tell him I said that, even though I mean it in the best possible way. He’s got the manliest cartoon princess skin.”
― Laini Taylor, Night of Cake & Puppets

“Klunk’s another word for poo. Poo makes a klunk sound when it falls in our pee pots.”
― James Dashner, The Maze Runner