Robin Troy

“If you come home with your panties still on, I am never speaking to you again.”
― Janet Chapman, Moonlight Warrior

“What does your vagina smell like?' ANSWER: 'My husband's face.”
― Eve Ensler, The Vagina Monologues

“Maddy: "Um.....William?" she said, driving up the narrow dirt road. "Is there a particular reason you keep a sword behind your backseat?"

William: "Because I don't own a gun yet”
― Janet Chapman, Dragon Warrior