Shalom Roze

“Parents are like God because you wanna know they're out there, and you want them to think well of you, but you really only call when you need something.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters

“If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.”
― Dorothy Parker

“Chance is perhaps the pseudonym of God when he does not want to sign.”
― Théophile Gautier

“Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods.”
― Christopher Hitchens, The Portable Atheist: Essential Readings for the Nonbeliever