Christopher Smith

“It is a well known fact that reality has liberal bias.”
― Stephen Colbert

“To a born-again atheist like myself, it is clear that each of us has multiple selves, talents, perceptions. But to the Roman Catholic, unity is all.”
― Gore Vidal, At Home: Essays 1982-1988

“If Germans are happy it means everyone else is miserable.”
― Stephen Colbert

“Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half.”
― Gore Vidal, Screening History