Sign in with Facebook
“Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.”
―
―
“If you're going through hell, keep going.”
―
―
“Tradition is not the worship of ashes, but the preservation of fire”
―
―
“No one understands and appreciates the American Dream of hard work leading to material rewards better than a non-American.”
― Kitchen Confidential: Adventures in the Culinary Underbelly
― Kitchen Confidential: Adventures in the Culinary Underbelly
“you boys can keep your virgins
give me hot old women in high heels
with asses that forgot to get old.”
― Love Is a Dog from Hell
give me hot old women in high heels
with asses that forgot to get old.”
― Love Is a Dog from Hell
Eli’s 2025 Year in Books
Take a look at Eli’s Year in Books, including some fun facts about their reading.
Favorite Genres
Polls voted on by Eli
Lists liked by Eli
