Karla

“Truth is, I think naked men are kind of strange looking what with their doodles and ding-dong hanging loose like they do. Nevertheless, there's the curiosity thing. I guess it's another one of those car crash experiences, where you feel compelled to look even if you know you'll be horrified.”
― Janet Evanovich, Seven Up

“Honey, a man can't keep his gun in a cookie jar. It just isn't done.”
― Janet Evanovich

“Sookie, my little bullet-sucker"
Eric, my big bullshitter”
― Charlaine Harris, Living Dead in Dallas

“Life is never as long as we want it to be, and wasted time can never be recovered.”
― J.D. Robb, Divided in Death