Karla

“Here’s to books, the cheapest vacation you can buy.”
― Charlaine Harris

“Gotta protect the little dudes. I tried an AK-47, but it wouldn't fit under my seat. I like the Uzi better, anyway. It looks better with the dress. The AK seems too casual to me.”
― Janet Evanovich

“Honey, a man can't keep his gun in a cookie jar. It just isn't done.”
― Janet Evanovich

“Sookie, my little bullet-sucker"
Eric, my big bullshitter”
― Charlaine Harris, Living Dead in Dallas