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“(Samson is talking to a bum on the street.) "A guy stops near here every morning with a truck-picks up guys to do yard work, but he only takes Mexicans. Says whites are too lazy....I'm not lazy," the bum said. "I earned a degree in philosophy." "I'll give you a dollar," Samson said "I'm having trouble finding work in my field." (The bum replied)”
― Christopher Moore, Coyote Blue

“There is a way to be good again...”
― Khaled Hosseini, The Kite Runner

“It's not a lie. It's a gift for fiction.”
― Walt Price

“...When it come to da: " What it do?!
I don't fall for da: "Woop- TeE- WoOoo!”
― Erykah Badu