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“The trouble was that he was talking in philosophy but they were listening in gibberish.”
― Small Gods
― Small Gods
“My shoe is off. My foot is cold. I have a bird I like to hold.”
― One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish
― One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish
“Just never forget to be dexterous and deft.
And never mix up your right foot with your left.
And will you succeed?
Yes! You will, indeed!
(98 and 3/4 percent guaranteed.)”
― Oh, the Places You’ll Go!
And never mix up your right foot with your left.
And will you succeed?
Yes! You will, indeed!
(98 and 3/4 percent guaranteed.)”
― Oh, the Places You’ll Go!
“If you don't turn your life into a story, you just become a part of someone else's story.”
― The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents
― The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents
“But with dogs, we do have "bad dog." Bad dog exists. "Bad dog! Bad dog! Stole a biscuit, bad dog!" The dog is saying, "Who are you to judge me? You human beings who’ve had genocide, war against people of different creeds, colors, religions, and I stole a biscuit?! Is that a crime? People of the world!"
"Well, if you put it that way, I think you’ve got a point. Have another biscuit, sorry.”
― Glorious
"Well, if you put it that way, I think you’ve got a point. Have another biscuit, sorry.”
― Glorious
Lauren’s 2025 Year in Books
Take a look at Lauren’s Year in Books, including some fun facts about their reading.
1,207 books
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119 friends
1,557 books
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45 friends
42 books
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9 friends
6 books
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5 friends
1,049 books
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14 friends
41 books
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6 friends
0 books
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6 friends
62 books
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2 friends
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