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“Guys are like dogs. You wish you could take them all home when they're young. But after they've howled all night and slobbered all over everything, you come to realize the ones already trained are much easier to live with.”
― If I Were a Man, I'd Marry Me
― If I Were a Man, I'd Marry Me
“It seems to me that dealing with little boys is a lot like playing poker. You need to know when to hold them, when to fold them, and when to walk away. But the most important thing you need to know is, oral contraceptives are only 97 percent effective.”
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“Mom recognizes only two sources of wisdom -- the bible and Hallmark.”
― If I Were a Man, I'd Marry Me
― If I Were a Man, I'd Marry Me
“Women typically go through four developmental stages; 1. Gotta get a man. 2. Gotta get a house. 3. Gotta get a kid. 4. Gotta get a life. Stage four is commonly referred to as the change of life, or the clinical term men-on-pause.”
― If I Were a Man, I'd Marry Me
― If I Were a Man, I'd Marry Me
“Old lovers are like socks. They always show up full of static cling and missing their mate.”
― If I Were a Man, I'd Marry Me
― If I Were a Man, I'd Marry Me
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