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“Women typically go through four developmental stages; 1. Gotta get a man. 2. Gotta get a house. 3. Gotta get a kid. 4. Gotta get a life. Stage four is commonly referred to as the change of life, or the clinical term men-on-pause.”
― If I Were a Man, I'd Marry Me
― If I Were a Man, I'd Marry Me
“It seems to me that dealing with little boys is a lot like playing poker. You need to know when to hold them, when to fold them, and when to walk away. But the most important thing you need to know is, oral contraceptives are only 97 percent effective.”
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“Apparently, what differentiates the mere rich from the filthy rich is a servant who treats you like dirt.”
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“Mom isn't content taking a stroll down memory lane. She's bought a condo and spends half the year there.”
― If I Were a Man, I'd Marry Me
― If I Were a Man, I'd Marry Me
“Retirement is like sex. Men love to talk about it but when the time finally comes they're good for about fifteen minutes then they're dying to put their tie back on.”
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