Peoples, thou must remembereth: if you pisseth off the cat, something you own may meet a toothy death.
“*I've tried phoning Stephen Hawking many times but I keep getting his answering machine.”
― Jokes That Will Offend Almost Everyone
― Jokes That Will Offend Almost Everyone
“For they are born of themselves — We are merely the privileged Discoverers. Fragile What fragile Bones are we — Veneered with Skin So very thin. We tear too easily! Free Will”
― In Two Minds
― In Two Minds
“White cats are reminder of a world full of love and peace, if cared for glows likes snow on background of setting sun”
― Those Cats are Crazy!
― Those Cats are Crazy!
“I was born alive. Isn’t that punishment enough?”
― Cabal
― Cabal
“— Although Unlikely as it is, you know, He sits alone each night Waiting, watching for the light, And should it shine — Oh, what delight! He is not alone this night! Hollow Cries of Angry Men Hollow cries of angry men Drowning in God’s mud — And then”
― In Two Minds
― In Two Minds
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