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You teach for long enough, you’ll hear some pretty odd stuff. Once I asked an attractive female student what she had for dinner, and she told me a cock.
“You always hear a headline like this, 'Man Killed By Shark', you never hear it from the other perspective, 'Man Swims in Shark Infested Waters, Forgets He's Shark Food'.”
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“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
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“5) In the 1950s, wearing bright nail polish made you a bad girl, and you couldn’t wear it to church”
― Fun Facts to Kill Some Time and Have Fun with Your Family: 1,000 Interesting Facts You Wish You Know
― Fun Facts to Kill Some Time and Have Fun with Your Family: 1,000 Interesting Facts You Wish You Know
“I don't believe in the concept of hell, but if I did I would think of it as filled with people who were cruel to animals.”
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“Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.”
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Michael’s 2025 Year in Books
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