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“Because I saw her cloaca as she passed over my sub while I was in the trench. She’s much larger than this first shark... and she’s pregnant.”
“ What's silly is paying five bucks for hot milk and flavored syrup! But now I see what's really been going on all this time! They charge you all that money because they need it for the R & D! Somewhere on the outskirts of Seattle, there's a secret facility with higher security than Area 51, and inside there are men with poor eyesight and bad haircuts wearing white coats, and they're trying to make the Holy Grail of all coffee drinks.
The bacon latte?
No, Atticus, I already told you those exist! I'm talking about the prophecy! 'Out of the steam and the foam and the froth, a man in white with poor eyesight will craft a liquid paradox, and it shall be called the Triple Nonfat Double Bacon Five-Cheese Mocha!'
Oberon, what the F---?”
― Hammered
The bacon latte?
No, Atticus, I already told you those exist! I'm talking about the prophecy! 'Out of the steam and the foam and the froth, a man in white with poor eyesight will craft a liquid paradox, and it shall be called the Triple Nonfat Double Bacon Five-Cheese Mocha!'
Oberon, what the F---?”
― Hammered
Wyett’s 2025 Year in Books
Take a look at Wyett’s Year in Books, including some fun facts about their reading.
415 books
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38 friends
27 books
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4 friends
337 books
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29 friends
153 books
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105 friends
625 books
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71 friends
104 books
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57 friends
3,095 books
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155 friends
83 books
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13 friends
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