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“Right, I breast feed baby camels in my backyard just for the freaking fun of it. Just tell me where you live, Pinocchio, and save the baloney for lunch.”
― Naked
― Naked
“I giggled out loud at his stupidity. If anyone knew how to make a bed, it was a faggot.”
― Naked
― Naked
“When shit brings you down, just say 'fuck it', and eat yourself some motherfucking candy.”
― Me Talk Pretty One Day
― Me Talk Pretty One Day
“Motherfucker, you try that again and I'll come in there with a fucking coat hanger and give you something to fucking kick about”
― Naked
― Naked
“Six months earlier, my ice breaker concerned a stripper who became a quadriplegic and eventually had her vagina eaten away by bedsores, not the easiest thing to wrangle into a conversation. But if I could pull that off, I figured that a burning mouse should pose no problem.”
― When You Are Engulfed in Flames
― When You Are Engulfed in Flames
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