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David Sedaris
“Right, I breast feed baby camels in my backyard just for the freaking fun of it. Just tell me where you live, Pinocchio, and save the baloney for lunch.”
David Sedaris, Naked

David Sedaris
“I giggled out loud at his stupidity. If anyone knew how to make a bed, it was a faggot.”
David Sedaris, Naked

David Sedaris
“When shit brings you down, just say 'fuck it', and eat yourself some motherfucking candy.”
David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day

David Sedaris
“Motherfucker, you try that again and I'll come in there with a fucking coat hanger and give you something to fucking kick about”
David Sedaris, Naked

David Sedaris
“Six months earlier, my ice breaker concerned a stripper who became a quadriplegic and eventually had her vagina eaten away by bedsores, not the easiest thing to wrangle into a conversation. But if I could pull that off, I figured that a burning mouse should pose no problem.”
David Sedaris, When You Are Engulfed in Flames

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