Astrid

“I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. ”
― W.C. Fields

“When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.”
― Groucho Marx

“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
― Marilyn Monroe

“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
― George Carlin