Joel Donald

“He looked around the room and felt heartburn coming on like the drunk mother of a friend.”
― Joel Kaplan, High On Blood At the End Of the World

“Chapter One   I have the spirit of a man also his massive throbbing cock, butt I'm all bear except for this big fat human dick. One”
― Monsieur Loads, Sex Bear: The Legend Continues

“Steve— The decadence… it doesn’t sit well with me, you know? You people are all like something out of a Bret Easton Ellis novel or something… Tom— I’m sure I’d find that devilishly apt if I actually read books Steve, but I don’t so fuck you.”
― Chris Kelso, The Black Dog Eats the City

“Malcolm gaped at me as if a giant erect penis had suddenly sprouted from my forehead. "I know, it's a lot to take in," I said.”
― Jeff Strand, Blister