Balhau

“Dammit. What kind of weapons are they toting?” “Uh, teeth. Mostly teeth, Harry.” I glared at him. “Not the dogs.”
― Jim Butcher, Blood Rites

“The story so far:
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
― Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

“Avoid database integration at all costs. Understand the trade-offs between REST and RPC, but strongly consider REST as a good starting point for request/response integration. Prefer choreography over orchestration. Avoid breaking changes and the need to version by understanding Postel’s Law and using tolerant readers.”
― Sam Newman, Building Microservices: Designing Fine-Grained Systems

“Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people we personally dislike.”
― Oscar Wilde, An Ideal Husband