Scarylala

“Best friends don’t sleep with each other’s boyfriends. First rule of best friend club.” “What’s the second rule?” I teased her. She was straight on it though. “Second rule is, if you hate someone, I hate them too. And third rule is, I’ve always got your back. You need me, you call me. I don’t care what time of day it is.”
― Nina Levine, Storm MC Collection

“I've taken care of it," I said
My father looked at me, shocked.
Then I realized "taken care of" had a very specific meaning in his line of work.
"No, no, I mean he's gone.”
― paraphrased by Alethia from a book by Son of the Mob

“Six vampires came scuttling over the roof, in assorted colors of sunblock, like someone spilled a bag of Skittles. Taste the undead rainbow.”
― Ilona Andrews, Magic Triumphs