Avery Davis

“I talk about going to [George W. Bush's] Inauguration and crying when he took the oath, 'cause I was so afraid he was going to wreck the economy and muck up the drinking water'... the failure of my pessimistic imagination at that moment boggles my mind now.”
― Sarah Vowell

“Abrams remembered the old advice to never criticize a man until you’ve walked a mile in his shoes. Then, if he doesn’t like it, you’re a mile away. And you have his goddamned shoes.”
― Michael Stephen Fuchs, Cataclysm

“Just the other day, I was in my neighborhood Starbucks, waiting for the post office to open. I was enjoying a chocolatey cafe mocha when it occurred to me that to drink a mocha is to gulp down the entire history of the New World. From the Spanish exportation of Aztec cacao, and the Dutch invention of the chemical process for making cocoa, on down to the capitalist empire of Hershey, PA, and the lifestyle marketing of Seattle's Starbucks, the modern mocha is a bittersweet concoction of imperialism, genocide, invention, and consumerism served with whipped cream on top.”
― Sarah Vowell

“Drew-buddy, you got more problems than a blind retard with cancer in his asshole.”
― Adam Vine, Lurk