Dan Macdonald

“The state must declare the child to be the most precious treasure of the people. As long as the government is perceived as working for the benefit of the children, the people will happily endure almost any curtailment of liberty and almost any deprivation.”
― Adolf Hitler

“Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. ”
― W.C. Fields

“Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore, always carry a small snake.”
― W.C. Fields, W.C. Fields by Himself

“I like children. If they're properly cooked.”
― W. C. Fields