I’d rather get a paper cut on my cornea and rub salt in it while taking a bath in jalapeño juice, walk barefoot through Legoland after a tornado has scattered sharp Legos over every square inch of property, shave my legs with a chainsaw,
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“I purred and wiggled my behind, hoping to encourage his morning woodpecker to do a bit of drilling.”
― Dinosaurs, Doubts & Albert Einswine
― Dinosaurs, Doubts & Albert Einswine
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