David

“What can go wrong will go wrong.”
― Ozzy Osbourne, I Am Ozzy

“The funny thing is, I’m actually quite interested in the Bible, and I’ve tried to read it several times. But I’ve only ever got as far as the bit about Moses being 720 years old, and I’m like, `What were these people smoking back then?’ The bottom line is I don’t believe in a bloke called God in a white suit who sits on a fluffy cloud any more than I believe in a bloke called the Devil with a three-pronged fork and a couple of horns. But I believe that there’s day, there’s night, there’s good, there’s bad, there’s black, there’s white. If there is a God, it’s nature. If there’s a Devil, it’s nature.”
― Ozzy Osbourne, I Am Ozzy

“I’m a lunatic by nature, and lunatics don’t need training – they just are.”
― Ozzy Osbourne, I Am Ozzy

“That night, at God knows what hour, Bill phoned me up and shouted, ‘Ozzy, I think my
house is haunted!’
‘Sell tickets then,’ I told him, and put the phone down.”
― Ozzy Osbourne, I Am Ozzy