David

“The funny thing is, I’m actually quite interested in the Bible, and I’ve tried to read it several times. But I’ve only ever got as far as the bit about Moses being 720 years old, and I’m like, `What were these people smoking back then?’ The bottom line is I don’t believe in a bloke called God in a white suit who sits on a fluffy cloud any more than I believe in a bloke called the Devil with a three-pronged fork and a couple of horns. But I believe that there’s day, there’s night, there’s good, there’s bad, there’s black, there’s white. If there is a God, it’s nature. If there’s a Devil, it’s nature.”
― Ozzy Osbourne, I Am Ozzy

“I love you all; I love you more than life itself, but you're all fucking mad.”
― Ozzy Osbourne

“I used to get upset by people not understanding me, but I’ve made a career out of it now.”
― Ozzy Osbourne, I Am Ozzy

“Maybe it's not too late to learn how to love and forget how to hate.”
― Ozzy Osbourne, Ozzy Osbourne - Blizzard of Ozz