Leocadia

“I'm telling you, it's fu**ing hard to be classy”
― Janet Evanovich, One for the Money

“How many times have I told you not to hit people in the face. You kick them in the body where it doesn't show.”
― Janet Evanovich, High Five

“Is that a bulletproof vest? See, now that's so insulting. That's like saying I'm not smart enough to shoot you in the head."
Eddie DeChooch”
― Janet Evanovich, Seven Up

“I wasn't dating anyone. I was fornicating with Batman.”
― Janet Evanovich, Hard Eight