“You gain power by pretending to be weak.”
― Choke
― Choke
“Every day: Wear sunblock.
Cover your gray.
Do not go insane.
Eat less fats and sugars.
Do more sit-ups.
Don’t start forgetting stuff.
Trim the hair in your ears.
Take calcium.
Moisturize. Every day.
Freeze in time to stay in one place forever.
Do not get frigging old.”
― Choke
Cover your gray.
Do not go insane.
Eat less fats and sugars.
Do more sit-ups.
Don’t start forgetting stuff.
Trim the hair in your ears.
Take calcium.
Moisturize. Every day.
Freeze in time to stay in one place forever.
Do not get frigging old.”
― Choke
“You can’t fool people into loving you.”
― Choke
― Choke
“The magic of sex is it's acquisition without the burden of possession. No matter how many women you take home, there's never a storage problem.”
― Asfixia
― Asfixia
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