Christopher Ady

“If you can't say something nice... about an overrated, ungrateful European nation that would have been wiped off the face of the earth twice in the twentieth century if it weren't for the United States and which has given nothing to the culture in the past two hundred years but whine and cheese, both of which are made better in California, then don't say anything at all!”
― Brad Stine

“I'd rather be fried alive and eaten by Mexicans.”
― Roald Dahl, James and the Giant Peach