Christopher Zelig

“Folks are usually about as happy as they make their minds up to be.”
― Abraham Lincoln

“The story so far:
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
― Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

“Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.”
― Mark Twain

“Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.”
― Oscar Wilde