Will Custer

“I’m a little overdressed for this, but I think I can compensate by toning down my manners.” “Overdressed for what?” said Jean. “Insulting complete strangers,” said Locke, loosening his neck-cloth. “Got to mind the delicate social nuances when you inform some poor fellow that he’s a dumb motherfucker.”
― Scott Lynch, The Republic of Thieves

“Resentment is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die. ”
― Carrie Fisher

“Beckett placed the spectacles on his face. “Look at me,” he said. “I’m Myles Fowl. The vortex of the quadrangle is deteriorating my underpants.” And he was gone, back-flipping to earth and scampering across the garden like a boy who had been raised by beasts.”
― Eoin Colfer, The Fowl Twins

“Nice try?” Butters said. “Mister, where I come from, there is no try.”
― Jim Butcher, Skin Game