Carrie Garza

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
― Albert Einstein

“So please, oh please, we beg, we pray, go throw your TV set away, and in its place you can install, a lovely bookshelf on the wall.”
― Roald Dahl

“I married a lady and she became a whore. I cannot complain if it should be the other way about this time.”

“You think I’m a whore, do you?” She wasn’t sure whether to be amused or insulted. Perhaps both.

“Do you normally sleep with your victims, madam?”

“I wasn’t asleep, Your Grace, and if you had been, I think I would have noticed.

(A Fugitive Green)”
― Diana Gabaldon, Seven Stones to Stand or Fall

“whom”
― Diana Gabaldon, Seven Stones to Stand or Fall: A Collection of Outlander Fiction