Jeff Sparks

“All it comes down to is this: I feel like shit but look great.”
― Bret Easton Ellis, American Psycho

“Do you know what Ed Gein said about women?"
[...]
"'When I see a pretty girl walking down the street I think two things. One part of me wants to take her out and talk to her and be real nice and sweet and treat her right.'" I stop finish my J&B in one swallow.
"What does the other part of him think?" Hamlin asks tentatively.
"What her head would look like on a stick”
― Bret Easton Ellis, American Psycho

“Why not? Give me one good reason why we shouldn't get married."
Because trying to fuck you is like trying to french-kiss a very.... small and... lively gerbil? With braces?”
― Bret Easton Ellis, American Psycho

“I want to take you away from this," I say, motioning around the kitchen, spastic. "From sushi and elves and... STUFF.”
― Bret Easton Ellis, American Psycho