Wortschmuggler

“Thinking. This book contains some. Whether you try it at home is up to you.”
― Terry Pratchett, Nation

“One of my ancestors fought in the War of the Roses“, she announced haughtily, without looking round, “and in those wars you were supposed to wear a red rose or a white rose to show whose side you were on, but he was very attached to a pink rose called Lady Lavinia, which we still grow in the Hall, actually, so he ended up fighting both sides at once. He lived, too, because everyone thought it was bad luck to kill a madman. That’s what you need to know about my family: We might be pigheaded and stupid, but we do fight”
― Terry Pratchett, Nation

“I notice you didn't laugh, Mr. Black!'

'No, Your Majesty. We are forbidden to laugh at the things kings say, sire, because otherwise we would be at it all day.”
― Terry Pratchett, Nation

“Don't look back!"
"Why not?"
"Because I just did! Run faster!”
― Terry Pratchett, Nation