Jess

“Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me - I quit!”
― Bill Maher

“It's easy to attack and destroy an act of creation. It's a lot more difficult to perform one.”
― Chuck Palahniuk

“Agnostics are just atheists without balls.”
― Stephen Colbert, I Am America

“I'll show you Obama's birth certificate when you show me Sarah Palin's high school diploma.”
― Bill Maher