Andy C Simpson

“Teaching history to eighth graders is like being a tour guide for people who hate their vacation.”
― Chuck Klosterman, Downtown Owl

“People who are wrong during particularly important moments inevitably spend the rest of their lives trying to explain how their wrongness was paradoxically correct, or—at the very least—why their wrongness “felt right at the time,” which is very, very different from being authentically correct.”
― Chuck Klosterman, Downtown Owl

“To me, when someone wrongs you, you both share the burden of that wrongdoing—the pain of it weighs on both of you. Forgiveness, then, means choosing to bear the full weight all by yourself.”
― Veronica Roth, Allegiant

“Let’s assume it was Christopher Columbus’s “destiny” to discover the New World, and let’s pretend he was consciously aware of that fact. What possible difference would that have made in his day-to-day life? He still had to build the boats.”
― Chuck Klosterman, Downtown Owl