Sarah Thornton

“There's a door."
"Where does it go?"
"It stays where it is, I think.”
― Terry Pratchett, Eric

“He says gods like to see an atheist around. Gives them something to aim at.”
― Terry Pratchett, Small Gods

“He'd noticed that sex bore some resemblance to cookery: it fascinated people, they sometimes bought books full of complicated recipes and interesting pictures, and sometimes when they were really hungry they created vast banquets in their imagination - but at the end of the day they'd settle quite happily for egg and chips. If it was well done and maybe had a slice of tomato.”
― Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant

“Even if it's not your fault, it's your responsibility.”
― Terry Pratchett, A Hat Full of Sky