Sarah

“Keeping a secret is like being constipated. It's a pain in the arse and then, sooner or later, it all comes out anyway.”
― Kerry Wilkinson, Close to You

“Life. It's like a snow globe. From the outside it can look pretty, idyllic, calm. But in reality it's a sham. Look closely inside and you'll see everything is fake, plastic, very small and very, very meaningless. And then every now and again some bastard comes along and shakes the whole lot up.”
― Keith Nixon, The Fix

“A good friend once told me that true heros don't stand in the sun with a symbol on their chest, cape flying in the breeze for all to see." Fears proclaimed as he kept clapping. "No, they prefer to use the darkness ... the shadows. They are unassuming, and they walk amongst us every day. Who are we?" he asked again, this time louder than before.”
― John Darryl Winston, IA: Initiate

“I had a vibrator once. Had two speeds. Oh, My and Oh, God. Big Al, I called it. Seemed more subtle than big Dick.”
― Beth Ciotta, Fool for Love