Sarah

“I had a vibrator once. Had two speeds. Oh, My and Oh, God. Big Al, I called it. Seemed more subtle than big Dick.”
― Beth Ciotta, Fool for Love

“Every morning you wake up, you’ve got a choice: you can spend your day soaking up everything that’s bad about the world, while bitching and moaning, or you can block all that out and do stuff that makes you content. You haven’t got long in this world, so why waste time having a row with someone you don’t even know on Twitter?”
― Rob Burrow, Too Many Reasons to Live

“Keeping a secret is like being constipated. It's a pain in the arse and then, sooner or later, it all comes out anyway.”
― Kerry Wilkinson, Close to You

“Life. It's like a snow globe. From the outside it can look pretty, idyllic, calm. But in reality it's a sham. Look closely inside and you'll see everything is fake, plastic, very small and very, very meaningless. And then every now and again some bastard comes along and shakes the whole lot up.”
― Keith Nixon, The Fix