Anna K

“Spanish, huh?" he said, glancing down at the scattered papers as he grabbed them. "Can you say anything interesting?"
"El tono de tu voz hace que queria estrangularme." I stood up and waited for him to hand over my papers.
"That sounds sexy," he said, getting to his feet and handing me the stack of Spanish work he'd swept together. "What's it mean?"
"The sound of your voice makes me want to strangle myself."
"Kinky.”
― Kody Keplinger, The DUFF: Designated Ugly Fat Friend

“Are you going to promote every man that flirts with me?"

"no. I'll fire whoever does it next.”
― Whitney Gracia Williams, Mid-Life Love

“All I know is that you are the only person that has ever made me feel this way. Break my heart and mend it at the same time, make my breathing feel inadequate. You, Clara, make me want more.”
― Len Webster, Thirty-Eight Days

“I got an 'A' in Business Marketing in college!- as if that means a goddamn thing in the real world...”
― Whitney Gracia Williams, Mid-Life Love