Jason

“And what would humans be without love?"
RARE, said Death.”
― Terry Pratchett, Sourcery

“Real children do not go hoppity skip unless they are on drugs.”
― Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

“No! Please! I'll tell you whatever you want to know!" the man yelled.
"Really?" said Vimes. "What's the orbital velocity of the moon?"
"What?"
"Oh, you'd like something simpler?”
― Terry Pratchett, Night Watch

“I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.”
― Terry Pratchett, Sourcery