Richard had a sneaking suspicion contraptions could think and feel and plot and plan. And did not have the best interests of their makers at heart.
“When God has abandoned you and the devil is snapping at your heels, what you really need on your side is a bigger devil.”
― The Naming of the Beasts
― The Naming of the Beasts
“If Donald Trump and the Wicked Witch of the West had a kid, it would be Jayne-Anne. She looks like a librarian with some money and good taste in clothes but underneath the Verace, she's Godzilla with tits.”
― Sandman Slim
― Sandman Slim
“I'm trying very hard not to think about anything I'm doing. Of all the iffy things I've ever done in my life, I've never had to ditch a body before. While it's giving me a migraine right now, I think the fact that I'm not an expert on corpse disposal says a lot of good things about me and my life choices.”
― Sandman Slim
― Sandman Slim
“This is where you first failed us. You gave us minds and told us not to think. You gave us curiosity and put a booby-trapped tree right in front of us. You gave us sex and told us not to do it. You played three-card monte with our souls from day one, and when we couldn't find the queen, you sent us to Hell to be tortured for eternity. That was your great plan for humanity? All you gave us here was daisies and fairy tales and you acted like that was enough. How were we supposed to resist evil when you didn't even tell us about it?”
― Aloha from Hell
― Aloha from Hell
“It was a hot, moist armpit of a night...”
― The Naming of the Beasts
― The Naming of the Beasts
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