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“My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.”
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“Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?”
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“I told her I'd wait forever for her, but that was before I found somebody else who'd give me a ride home.”
― This Book is Not for Sale
― This Book is Not for Sale
“Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.”
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“In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day. You work for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born. And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then Voila! You finish off as an orgasm!”
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Elizabeth’s 2025 Year in Books
Take a look at Elizabeth’s Year in Books, including some fun facts about their reading.
1,178 books
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311 friends
196 books
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53 friends
216 books
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50 friends
27 books
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56 friends
121 books
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95 friends
17 books
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224 friends
92 books
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171 friends
25 books
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32 friends
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