Mrecker

“Milo, you weren’t one of the formidable warriors I was talking about,” said Creepo Jones. “But I do still need you to come along to hold my rucksack for me and cook my meals. Plus, if there are deadly traps and one of us needs to sacrifice our life, it should probably be you.” “It would be my honor, Master Creepo,” said Milo.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 41: An Unofficial Minecraft Book