Amber

“Bryn was pretty sure Jaxon would rather do a rendition of “I’m a Little Teapot” while wearing nothing but black socks and a Viking helmet than dance with her.”
― Chris Cannon, Bridges Burned

“How come the dog isn’t named?” He reads aloud the title on the box. “‘Peggy and dog.’”
“Because people tend to want to name animals after their beloved pets.”
“Really?”
“No. I have no idea. I can give you the number of Peggy’s creator if you want to ask.”
“You have the phone number of this doll’s creator?”
“No.” I punch the price into the register and push Total.
“You’re hard to read,” he says”
― Kasie West, The Distance Between Us

“A week ago someone warned me not to buy the blueberry muffins at Eddie's, but I didn't listen and bought them anyway. Now at odd hours I get these insatiable cravings."

"They're laced with addictive substances.”
― Kasie West, The Distance Between Us

“It’s still weird seeing you with a guy,” Vick said. “Not that I’m against two wieners tucking into each other’s buns. To each his own.”
― Lynn Hagen, Red Spanking