Amber

“It’s still weird seeing you with a guy,” Vick said. “Not that I’m against two wieners tucking into each other’s buns. To each his own.”
― Lynn Hagen, Red Spanking

“But you’re the best cook ever, and I’m the best eater ever. We’re perfect for each other. Tank pouted.”
― Lynn Hagen

“Note to self: Caymen is very good at sarcasm.”
“If you’re recording notes for an official record, I’d like the word ‘very’ stricken and replaced with ‘exceptionally.”
― Kasie West, The Distance Between Us

“Hey guys,' I said. 'Don't be idiots. This is Evan. Evan, the angry-looking one is Jerom, the constipated-looking one is Nathan, and the goofball on the right is Gage.'
Gage laughed. 'Constipated, Nathan? We said to look fierce.”
― Kasie West, On the Fence