Yolanda

“If you can't annoy somebody, there is little point in writing.”
― Kingsley Amis, Lucky Jim

“Not all those who wander are lost.”
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring

“Choose a life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers... Choose DSY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away in the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself, choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?”
― Irvine Welsh, Trainspotting

“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.”
― Charles M. Schulz