Brian Sawyer

“Education is our passport to the future, for tomorrow belongs to the people who prepare for it today.”
― Malcolm X

“No! Please! I'll tell you whatever you want to know!" the man yelled.
"Really?" said Vimes. "What's the orbital velocity of the moon?"
"What?"
"Oh, you'd like something simpler?”
― Terry Pratchett, Night Watch

“Luck is my middle name," said Rincewind, indistinctly. "Mind you, my first name is Bad.”
― Terry Pratchett

“Of all the things I am not very good at, living in the real world is perhaps the most outstanding.”
― Bill Bryson, I'm a Stranger Here Myself: Notes on Returning to America After Twenty Years Away