Joshua Jon

“I bought you a box of karate chops, but it could be dangerous to open it with a knife. And cats are masters at getting into boxes, so here, try opening it with my portable meow maker.
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― Jarod Kintz, A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom

“The world is a dangerous place to live, not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it.”
― Albert Einstein

“I wear a helmet when I write, because if you’re doing it right, writing is dangerous.”
― Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

“Knowledge, like all things, is best in moderation," intoned the Will. "Knowing everything means you don't need to think, and that is very dangerous.”
― Garth Nix, Lady Friday