Jesse Kraybill

“I found myself listening to Walter Bjork's fascinating radio program Bible Questionnaire (WFME, Orange, N.J.), and a caller asked where in the Bible one would find the statement "Neither borrower nor lender be." The poor host flipped like mad through his concordance without success. Naturally, since the quote is not from the Bible at all, but from Shakespeare's Hamlet! But it sounded biblical, so caller and host alike attributed it to scripture. Can it have been much more difficult to naively attribute wise sayings to Jesus?”
― Robert M. Price, The Incredible Shrinking Son of Man: How Reliable Is the Gospel Tradition?

“I heard what sounded like twenty rockets exploding nearby, because twenty rockets exploded nearby.”
― Steven Campbell, Screw The Galaxy

“Living on the surface of a planet, mass sucking at every bone and muscle, and nothing but gravity to keep your air close, seemed like a fast path to crazy. The blue was nice, though. Some”
― James S.A. Corey, Leviathan Wakes

“I heard he was banished to Belvaille for breaking technology restrictions like the mad scientist he was.”
― Anonymous