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The last thing I needed was some sexually repressed tomboy who wore sweats because they were comfortable.
“How did you know?" She asked.
"About cookies?" I frowned, thankful for the subject change.
She nodded. I could lie. But it was Christmas and my sister did say to be nice.
So, even though, I knew I'd regret it later, I leaned in and whispered in her ear, "Day one, the first day you were here, you snuck cookies into your room. Day two, you did the same thing." I hesitated. "Whose stash do you think you keep stealing, hmmm little thief?"
- Dante and Ella, A Very Mafia Christmas”
―
"About cookies?" I frowned, thankful for the subject change.
She nodded. I could lie. But it was Christmas and my sister did say to be nice.
So, even though, I knew I'd regret it later, I leaned in and whispered in her ear, "Day one, the first day you were here, you snuck cookies into your room. Day two, you did the same thing." I hesitated. "Whose stash do you think you keep stealing, hmmm little thief?"
- Dante and Ella, A Very Mafia Christmas”
―
“I made a gagging motion, shifted on my feet, then texted again.
Me: Seriously! Trapped! And your dick can't be the sick of that python on your arm because that would mean you actually impale women on a daily basis!
Colin: Just call me Dracula
I frowned.
Colin: Get it? The Impaler?
Me: Look at that, Basement Dweller can joke. He's got jokes. Meanwhile I'm going to starve to death in this pantry!
Colin: You mean, around all that food?”
― Dirty Exes
Me: Seriously! Trapped! And your dick can't be the sick of that python on your arm because that would mean you actually impale women on a daily basis!
Colin: Just call me Dracula
I frowned.
Colin: Get it? The Impaler?
Me: Look at that, Basement Dweller can joke. He's got jokes. Meanwhile I'm going to starve to death in this pantry!
Colin: You mean, around all that food?”
― Dirty Exes
“Trace," I licked my lips and sighed, "To me. You're everything. I'd protect you until my dying day because I can't imagine living in a world where your smile didn't exist.”
― Evoke
― Evoke
“Olivia couldn't keep her eyes off Colin. All I wanted to do was throw myself around him and shout at her, "Yeah, that's right! This ones taken. You even sneak to him, I'll break your nose!”
― Dirty Exes
― Dirty Exes
“Come out of hiding and i'll give you a prize." His voice was so damn taunting I wanted to punch his teeth out.
"Found one in my Cracker Jack box this morning." I shrugged. "Bad ass little yo-yo that doesn't talk shit. So, sorry, but I think i'll pass.”
― Bang Bang
"Found one in my Cracker Jack box this morning." I shrugged. "Bad ass little yo-yo that doesn't talk shit. So, sorry, but I think i'll pass.”
― Bang Bang
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