Alissa

“And the nice thing about a stake through the heart was that it also worked on non-vampires.”
― Terry Pratchett, Going Postal

“I suppose you're attractive,' she told him. 'Physically speaking.'

'Stop--you're making me blush.'

'Your personality, on the other hand, appears to have several defects.”
― Julie James, Just the Sexiest Man Alive

“Slowly, her mouth spread into a grin. “I thought you said you could take a little trash talk. The vein in your forehead leaves me skeptical.”
― Tessa Bailey, Fangirl Down

“You hardly know me and yet you invited me out on a date,’ said Miss Dearheart. ‘Why?’

Because you called me a phoney, Moist thought. You saw through me straight away. Because you didn’t nail my head to the door with your crossbow. Because you have no small talk. Because I’d like to get to know you better, even though it would be like smooching an ashtray. Because I wonder if you could put into the rest of your life the passion you put into smoking a cigarette. In defiance of Miss Maccalariat I’d like to commit hanky-panky with you, Miss Adora Belle Dearheart… well, certainly hanky, and possibly panky when we get to know one another better. I’d like to know as much about your soul as you know about mine…

He said: ‘Because I hardly know you.’

‘If it comes to that, I hardly know you, either,’ said Miss Dearheart.

‘I’m rather banking on that,’ said Moist. This got a smile.

‘Smooth answer. Slick. Where are we really eating tonight?”
― Terry Pratchett, Going Postal