Ethan

“If you're too open-minded; your brains will fall out.”
― Lawrence Ferlinghetti

“If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.”
― Woody Allen

“There's my baby!" I cried, quite carried away, "There's my poochiekins!"
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"Sadie," My dad said firmly, "Please do not refer to the devourer of souls as 'poochiekins'.”
― Riordan, Rick

“Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping.”
― Oscar Wilde