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The Elfstones of ...
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by Terry Brooks (Goodreads Author)
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George Carlin
“He - and if there is a God, I am convinced he is a he, because no woman could or would ever fuck things up this badly.”
George Carlin

Oscar Wilde
“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
Oscar Wilde

George Carlin
“Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.”
George Carlin

George Carlin
“I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?”
George Carlin

George Carlin
“Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!

But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can't handle money!”
George Carlin

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