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Dorothy Parker
“By the time you swear you're his,
Shivering and sighing.
And he vows his passion is,
Infinite, undying.
Lady make note of this --
One of you is lying.”
Dorothy Parker

George Carlin
“He - and if there is a God, I am convinced he is a he, because no woman could or would ever fuck things up this badly.”
George Carlin

George Carlin
“Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.”
George Carlin

George Carlin
“Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.”
George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops?

George Carlin
“I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?”
George Carlin

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