Emeseis

“You want useless, you have come to the right guy. I can be useless for hours at a time. Weeks even. I'm currently closing in on a month of being totally useless, which is by way of being a personal best.”
― Sarah Rees Brennan, The Demon's Covenant

“I think she's having hysterics. Maybe you should slap her.”
― Stephenie Meyer, New Moon

“I am in full possession of the amazing power of being sarcastic.”
― Sarah Rees Brennan, The Demon's Covenant

“Does it bother you, me being half naked all the time?”
― Stephenie Meyer, Eclipse