Clare Smith

“I had recently come into the possession of a Thesaurus. You would not believe how many words there are! When I opened that book, I was like, whoa! Word party!”
― The Harvard Lampoon, Nightlight: A Parody

“all a pretty face does is hide the ugly underneath, don’t it?”
― Scott Nicholson, The Red Church

“I have several close friends who have run marathons, a word that is actually derived from two Swahili words: mara, which means 'to die a horrible death', and thon, which means 'for a stupid T-shirt.' Look it up.”
― Celia Rivenbark, You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning

“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”
― Mae West