Brittanie

“A library is like an island in the middle of a vast sea of ignorance, particularly if the library is very tall and the surrounding area has been flooded.”
― Daniel Handler

“This is the only country in the world," said Wednesday, into the stillness, "that worries about what it is."
"What?"
"The rest of them know what they are. No one ever needs to go searching for the heart of Norway. Or looks for the soul of Mozambique. They know what they are.”
― Neil Gaiman, American Gods

“I was stupid, the official descriptive phrase for happy.”
― Daniel Handler, Why We Broke Up

“Someone can break your heart, leave you dead on the lawn, and still you never learn what to say to stop it all over again.”
― Daniel Handler, Adverbs